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I was going through some of my old insect photos. One of the time-consuming things is trying to identify what type of bug something is. I came across a photo of a butterfly, well, two photos of the same butterfly.


Eastern Tailed Blue Female on a clover, underside and top.

I’ve seen quite a few of these around, so I figured it shouldn’t be too hard to locate. The photo was taken in Maryland so I looked on a site about Maryland butterflies. There are plenty of pictures of most of the butterflies there and the site even has a couple of pictures of two of these mating. (The blue in the name refers to the color of the males.) On one of the mating photos, there is a conveniently placed flower petal. The caption says: “Censored mated pair.” It made me laugh.

“Well, the other day I was talking to my friend Barbara. You remember Barbara, right? She told me how all her friends were reading this book Fifty Shades of Gray. I was so offended. I couldn’t believe she was telling me about it. She thinks just because she’s rich she knows things I don’t. What! Does she think I live under a rock? Fifty Shades of Gray! Is it possible to miss it? So I said to her, ‘Thank-you, Barbara, but I’ve already read it and I was totally appalled. My daughter can write so much better than that!’

“Have you thought about going into the pornography field, sweetie? You’d be very good at it. You always had quite an imagination.”

Um… thanks for the support Mom. And I wonder why I feel like I didn’t get good career advice as a kid. At least she’s gotten off my hips.

A brightly colored leaf stands out on a snow covered bush.Well, I had one of those weeks that vaguely reminded me of that xkcd “someone is wrong on the internet” cartoon. If you haven’t seen it, read it and weep with laughter.

The first very wrong thing on the internet was something I came across in the comment section of a blog. Someone made a reference to the United States’ Civil Flag. I’m a pretty well read person and I’d never heard of it so I took to the internet to find out what this was. This is a bit of woo is brought to you by the same people who have brought you the sovereign citizen concept and other historical hallucinations. I put it here mainly as a warning. The Urban Legend of a “Civilian” National Flag. The Civil Flag: Forgotten Flag or Fiction?

The second thing isn’t exactly someone being wrong in the same way as simply have some incorrect facts. Somehow, by accident, I came across some stuff about pit bulls and related breeds. I remember once I signed up to volunteer at an animal shelter and I lasted less than an hour after I realized that the shelter housed almost nothing other than dogfighting breeds. The people at the shelter talked me into taking one of the dogs for a walk and I could barely control her. She was perfectly sweet, but too strong for me, who at the time wore a size zero. Another time I thought about getting a dog, but changed my mind when I realized that the local shelter in a different city had nothing but dogfighting breeds as well. I know myself well enough to know what I can and can’t handle and there are a wide variety of dog breeds I’d never own, not just the fighting breeds. I found this article on the problem of pit bulls in shelters interesting. I spent much of one even following up some of the information on the internet. Frankly, I don’t know what’s wrong or right in this case. Maybe I’ll write it up sometime.

Finally, there’s nothing wrong with this article. I’m putting a link up because I enjoyed it. It’s by a writer who hoped that working as a journalist on the cop beat would give him material for a novel. The experience was different than he expected. The Cop Beat by Stephan Talty.

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